Гватемала, Антигуа
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nhuraГостинницы тут экзотичнее экскурсий. В нынешней отопление каминное. Я печку последний раз топила в 10 лет. В ресторан попадаешь через туннель. А чтобы заставить фен перестать включаться самопроизвольно бедняге электрику пришлось лезть на стремянку и вручную размыкать провода. Белым днём в комнате приходится включать электричество. В ванной светлей, чем в комнате, чьё малюсенькое окно закрыто занавесками намертво и выходит на дворик под навесом. В комнате нет часов-будильника, зато есть банный халат и банные же тапки. Вишенкой на сливках - карандаш вместо ручки и ужасно нужная библия. Всё это называется VIP секция.
PS Ах да, краны в ванне и раковине откручиваются в разные стороны. Горячий - противусолонь, холодный - посолонь.
PPS К камину прилагаются багор, совок, решётка, запас дров, а вот щипцы не предусмотрены. А на вахте каминные щипцы есть. И греет это европейское изобретение восновном крышу.
a) Room was heated by hearth. I had no matches & was compelled to invite some hotel employ to fire it up. And I am not a lover of burned wood smell in indoors. Efficiency of this devise is also lower of all expectation. It heats air over roof near chimney, but not room.
b) Ceiling fan kept switching on by itself. After switching it off thrice with remote control I complained to front desk. Poor fellow electrician had to use ladder to reach ceiling fan & physically disconnect wires.
c) Room was dim. Even bathroom received more sunlight from its ceiling window, than room, whose window was looking under canopy. In bright day I had to use electrical lamps.
d) Room had no alarm clock or pen. I guess bible & pencil were replacement.
e) It is locating in VIP section, all right. Section had private swimming pool, too cold to swim, but no restaurant. Way to the restaurant had 2 great choices: dim tunnel or 50 meters walking across of street in darkness after sunset in unfamiliar town.
f) Sink & bath ventils are switched to different directions. Hot – clockwise, cold counterclockwise. Very confusing.
PS Ах да, краны в ванне и раковине откручиваются в разные стороны. Горячий - противусолонь, холодный - посолонь.
PPS К камину прилагаются багор, совок, решётка, запас дров, а вот щипцы не предусмотрены. А на вахте каминные щипцы есть. И греет это европейское изобретение восновном крышу.
a) Room was heated by hearth. I had no matches & was compelled to invite some hotel employ to fire it up. And I am not a lover of burned wood smell in indoors. Efficiency of this devise is also lower of all expectation. It heats air over roof near chimney, but not room.
b) Ceiling fan kept switching on by itself. After switching it off thrice with remote control I complained to front desk. Poor fellow electrician had to use ladder to reach ceiling fan & physically disconnect wires.
c) Room was dim. Even bathroom received more sunlight from its ceiling window, than room, whose window was looking under canopy. In bright day I had to use electrical lamps.
d) Room had no alarm clock or pen. I guess bible & pencil were replacement.
e) It is locating in VIP section, all right. Section had private swimming pool, too cold to swim, but no restaurant. Way to the restaurant had 2 great choices: dim tunnel or 50 meters walking across of street in darkness after sunset in unfamiliar town.
f) Sink & bath ventils are switched to different directions. Hot – clockwise, cold counterclockwise. Very confusing.